不自杀声明书 中英文范本

由于近年来爆料事件、舞弊陈情管道众多,不管有没有奖金,大家都自觉地开始揭露社会上的各种黑暗面。

然而伴随真相而来的永远都只会更加邪恶,相信大家都听说过各种荒诞诡异的小道消息,例如台北市周围某个城市,当初在开发海港时因为官方去阻挡工程公司的小动作,结果一位课长就被打到几乎命危。如果你甚至都没听过这起事故,你就晓得新闻媒体对这类消息有多隐晦不报了吧!!!

为此,我们特别找来「不自杀声明书」范本给各位爆料者参考,希望大家在揭发被坏人隐藏的真相时,同时在公开场所 (例如脸书、个人网站) 发表这份不自杀声明,让那些想对你动手的家伙更有所忌惮。

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不自杀声明书范本

我是○○○,对于我的指控除非我及家人的生命安全得到保障我不会回答任何问题。

本人○○○在此特地声明:

本人乐观开朗,身体健康,无任何使我困扰之慢性病或心理疾病,故绝不可能做出任何看似自杀之行为。

本人从无睡眠困扰,故不需服用安眠药。

本人不酗酒亦不吸毒,也绝不会接近下列地点:

  1. 开放性水域。
  2. 无救生员之游泳池。
  3. 有高压、危险气体,或密闭式未经抽气处理之地下室、蓄水池、水桶等。
  4. 无安全护栏之任何高处。
  5. 任何施工地点(拆政府除外),包括制作消波块之工地。
  6. 任何以上未提及但为一般人正常不会前往之地点。

本人恪遵下列事项:

  1. 车辆上路前会检查煞车部件、油门线等,并会在加油前关闭车辆电源与移动电话。
  2. 绝不擅抢黄灯、闯红灯。
  3. 乘坐任何轨道类交通工具一定退到警戒线后一步以上,直到车辆停妥。
  4. 骑乘机车必戴安全帽;乘车必系安全带。
  5. 绝不接近任何会放射对人体有立即危害的辐射之场所(如核电厂)或设备。
  6. 台风天不登山、不观浪。

本人将尽可能注意电器、瓦斯、火源之使用。

本人居住之房屋均使用符合法规之电路电线,绝无电线走火之可能;也绝未在家中放置过量可燃性气体或液体。

浴室中除该有之照明外,不放置任何电器用品,并在睡觉前关闭除电灯、冰箱、电扇外之所有电器开关。

本人绝不会与随机的不明人士起冲突,并尽可能保护自我人身安全。

所以若网友在看完此声明之后,近期或将来发现此帐号不再上线,请帮我讨回公道,谢谢。


Sample Declaration of Non-Suicide

I, ○○○, declares to whom may concern:

I am optimistic with healthy fitness, without any illness or disease confuse me, so I will NOT do any thing connected to suicide by any means.

I do NOT have medical issues with sleeping, so I do NOT need to take any medicals about it.

I am NOT an alcoholic nor having drug addiction, neither visit the following places alone and / or with relatives or friends:

  1. Open water area.
  2. Pool without watcher.
  3. Closed place like not ventilated tank, pool, cellar with hazardous gas (i.e. high pressure gas, explosive gas, toxic gas, etc,).
  4. Any place without safe barriers from falling.
  5. Any building site (well, except the deconstruction place for governmental buildings), including spots to making concretes.
  6. Any place does not mentioned above, where no common people might visit.

I strictly follow the under rules:

  1. I check my brakes and parts before driving, and turn off my mobile and the power of my vehicle.
  2. I do not rush in traffic lights.
  3. I keep the distance for more than one step from the security line while taking any vehicle or transportation if they have, until they are fully parked and ready to aboard.
  4. I wear helmet with scooters or motorbike properly.
  5. I wield safety belt while driving or being a passenger.
  6. I will NOT close any harmful radiative place (like nuclear plant) or equipments.
  7. I will NOT go hiking, wave seeing, or visit any dangerous places.

I try my best to watch over the usage of appliance, gasoline and fire.

My place uses legally certificated safe electricity equipments, thus the possibility of having accidents in fire IS insignificant.

In addition to this, I never have illegal amount of flammable gas or liquid.
I do not have any appliance despite of necessary lighting, and turn off all switches despite of lights, refrigerators or fans.

I do not having conflicts with strangers, and put my personal security as highest priority.

Hereby I authorize any of you who viewed this statement to have rights to announcing charges or calling police, once this account does not login for days (legal definition of missing a long time).

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