I Don't Need Sex Because the Government Treats Me That Way Every Day
Translation of the I Don't Need Sex Because the Government Treats Me That Way Every Day article.
Japan's Nuclear Disaster Food Problem: A Satirical Solution
Satirical commentary on DPP government's policy to import food from Japan's nuclear disaster areas.
The 'DPP Magic Card': A Satirical Look at Legal Immunity and Political Privilege
Uses the metaphor of a 'magic card' to satirize the perceived double standards and legal protections enjoyed by members of the ruling party in Taiwan, discussing the erosion of institutional neutrality.
WHO's Tedros Will Forever Remember the People of Taiwan as Enemies
Over a year into the COVID-19 pandemic, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus—viewed by a few foolish Taiwanese as the world's enemy—remains in his high seat at the WHO, managing the global crisis.
Remarkable, Responsible! — Satirizing Lin Quan's Resignation: After Forward-Looking Plans and Tax Reform Passed, Has the Premier Become a Tool for Election Strategy?
This article comments with extreme irony on the event where Premier Lin Quan suddenly resigned within two days after the Legislative Yuan passed the 'Forward-Looking Plans Special Budget' and initiated 'tax reform.' The author attacks the Forward-Looking Plans as 'garbage projects' where construction companies profit, and tax reform as 'bullying vulnerable military and civil service personnel' while letting conglomerates benefit. His resignation was a 'smooth exit.' The article questions whether the President and Premier are treating the position of Premier as a tool for election strategy, and expresses concern about the nation's future.
🤡 The Two Most Amazing Groups in Taiwan: Gangsters and Mosaics, Counting Imprisonment as Achievements
This article sharply satirizes a peculiar phenomenon in Taiwanese society: certain groups regard imprisonment counts as honor and achievement. The author names two major groups—the gangster organizations spread across Taiwan, and a specific political group nicknamed Mosaic. The author criticizes the fanaticism of the Mosaic party and its followers, arguing that the party uses experiences of being indicted or imprisoned to rally the masses, reinforce Taiwanese values, forming a bizarre phenomenon where being indicted is a bonus. The article mocks this behavior as the ultimate expression of thick-skinned, invincible under heaven.
🤣 Political Satire Joke: Taiwan's Master of Evasion 'Xiaoming' Grows Up to Become a Legislator
A political satire joke circulating online, with no names mentioned, mocks through a student 'Xiaoming' accused of cheating on exams, satirizing how certain politicians habitually use various defenses, obfuscation, deflection, moral coercion, and emotional appeals to ethnicly invoking historical grievances to evade responsibility when facing controversies. The article's ending hints that this evasive trait can actually lead to 'success' in politics.