This article is an interesting compilation the editor saw online. The original author is unknown, but since many of the news items are from the Mainland, it was likely compiled by someone across the strait.
Because it’s so funny, the editor decided to include it here for a laugh. Don’t miss these strange news events from around the world.
- Three people spent 200,000 RMB to make 170,000 RMB in counterfeit coins.
- Only one person finished a marathon in the UK because the runner in second place led 5,000 others the wrong way.
- A child’s skeleton was found in Cao Cao’s tomb; experts said it was Cao Cao as a child.
- A woman reported her boyfriend to the police as a fugitive just to scare him; after investigation, the police found he really was a fugitive.
- A young man in the US attempted suicide with a gun; his mother found out and called the police. To prevent him from committing suicide, the police shot him dead.
- Ukraine proposed to cancel Russia’s veto power, which was then vetoed by Russia’s veto.
- A couple in Zhejiang hallucinated about winning 5 million in the lottery and got into a physical fight over how to distribute the money.
- A girlfriend mistook medicated oil (Fengyoujing) for lubricant; Xiao Wang spent his wedding night in the Beijing Third People’s Hospital.
- A female MERS patient in South Korea escaped from quarantine; the South Korean police arrested 500 people in one day based on her appearance.
- A man went to a hotel and spent 800 calling two “ladies”; as a result, the three of them played “Fight the Landlord” (a card game) all night, and the man actually won over 2,000!
- A teacher received a 1-year sentence for molesting a female student; dissatisfied, he appealed, and the second instance sentenced him to 12 years.
- A girl was diagnosed with AIDS. To take revenge on society, she hooked up with people every day for a year, only to be told by the doctor it was a misdiagnosis.
- A man named Zhang stole 50,000 RMB worth of drinks from a warehouse; he poured out all the drinks overnight and sold the empty bottles for over 200 RMB.
- A thief broke into a house to steal but took off his shoes to avoid making noise; his feet were so smelly they woke up the homeowner.
- A woman failed her driving test for 13 years; the driving school gave her a full refund and treated her to dinner.
- A medical-student girlfriend found out her boyfriend cheated and stabbed him 32 times, successfully avoiding every vital organ.