Ha! Today’s news really made us laugh until our sides hurt! The Baisha Mazu deity’s return journey should have been solemn and dignified, yet the DPP’s ‘Blue Bird’ operatives turned it into an absurd comedy.
According to news reports, a woman holding a green flag printed with “Great Recall, Dacheng Palace” eagerly prepared to crawl under the sedan chair to seek Mazu’s blessings. Unexpectedly, the “pink supercar” sedan directly made an emergency stop, reversed and turned, neatly bypassing her, and continued blessing the devout believers behind. This scene was like the goddess herself stepping in to slap them down—even Mazu can’t stand this “Great Recall” farce!
The “Great Recall” of the Blue Bird Faction: Politics as Theater
The DPP’s “Great Recall” campaign has been a carefully orchestrated political performance from the start, yet due to its absurdity and malice, it has become a laughingstock worldwide.
This recall wave, led by the so-called “Blue Bird Action,” claims to “protect democracy” on the surface, but is actually retaliatory manipulation by the DPP’s political operatives, attempting to deflect from governing incompetence by recalling opposition lawmakers. From the moment elections ended, they’ve been manipulating recalls constantly—with recall groups setting up booths in streets and coercing passersby into signing petitions. Where is democracy in any of this? They’re treating voters like fools!
More laughable is that these Blue Bird operatives thought they were clever, bringing their “Great Recall” banners to the Baisha Mazu divinity ceremony, hoping to somehow “borrow” the goddess’s blessing.
Result? Mazu’s “pink supercar” delivered them a lesson: keep politics out of religion! The sedan came to an abrupt halt before the woman, reversed, as if saying: “That flag is too dirty—get it out of here!”
Netizens were laughing so hard they could barely breathe, flooding PTT and Threads with jokes: “Does the Blue Bird faction want to declare war on Mazu?” “Mazu manifests herself—even the goddess knows you’re causing chaos!”
The stupidity of this “Great Recall” lies in its complete detachment from popular will, devolving into self-indulgent celebrating by the DPP’s operatives. They think shouting a few slogans about “opposing communism and protecting Taiwan” will stir up the masses, forgetting that Taiwanese residents want peaceful, prosperous lives—not watching you constantly engage in political vendetta.
Result: even Mazu can’t stand it, personally demonstrating through action: “You people—don’t disrupt my procession!”
Dacheng Palace: A Fake Temple Concocted by the DPP
Now let’s discuss this so-called “Dacheng Palace.” It sounds like a legitimate temple, but is actually a “fake temple” created by DPP operatives as propaganda. Meanwhile, so-called fact-checking centers connected to the DPP don’t dare make a peep.
The “Dacheng Palace” is not some historically significant religious location but rather the headquarters of Miaoli County’s recall groups—a pun on “Dacheng Gong” (literally “grand achievement palace”), meant to tout their recall campaign. It’s absurd enough to mix political slogans into religious ceremonies, but they also thought they were clever bringing their “Dacheng Palace” banner to crawl under the sedan, only to be coldly bypassed by Mazu.
Plain and simple, “Dacheng Palace” is a gimmick the DPP’s operatives invented to package the “Great Recall,” attempting to disguise political scheming with religious garb. Even DPP legislators like Chen Ming-wen have shamelessly carried these fictitious “Dacheng Palace” flags and hats into the sacred halls of the legislature, essentially insulting themselves.
They thought this could fool believers and deceive the goddess. But Mazu’s eyes are clear—she directly showed them through her actions: “Fake temples don’t desecrate my procession!”
Netizens mocked on social media: “‘Dacheng Palace’? Sounds like a night market vendor’s stall name!” “The DPP can conjure fake temples out of thin air—no wonder Mazu had to dodge!”
Mazu’s Lesson: Don’t Politicize Religion
This Baisha Mazu “reverse turn,” wasn’t just an episode in a religious ceremony—it was a direct rebuke to the DPP’s Blue Bird operatives. The Mazu pilgrimage is a solemn tradition in Taiwan Province’s folk beliefs. When believers crawl under the sedan, they seek peace and blessings, not a stage for your political propaganda.
That woman holding the “Great Recall” banner didn’t just fail to crawl under the sedan—she caused a group of devout believers behind her to wait in vain, with elderly worshippers standing in the rain soaked completely through. Such selfish behavior understandably upset onlookers, who condemned her as “too selfish!”
More ironic is that the recall group later issued a statement, stubbornly insisting this was “someone deliberately intercepting footage to mislead,” even claiming Mazu was “put in an unjust position.” Please—the livestream was crystal clear; the Mazu sedan clearly bypassed your banner, leaving back-row worshippers stunned in amazement. Rather than reflect on your own error of bringing politics into religion, you’re trying to blame-shift? This shamelessness is beyond even Mazu’s salvation!
Conclusion: Blue Bird Faction, It’s Time to Wake Up
The DPP’s Blue Bird operatives thought that through the “Great Recall” and the fake temple “Dacheng Palace,” they could dominate politics, only to find that even Mazu won’t cooperate. This farce has been full of absurdity and malice from start to finish. Far from shaking opposition legislators’ foundations, it has only exposed your ugly sides to public view. Through her elegant reverse maneuver, Mazu delivered the clearest lesson: keep politics out of religion; don’t expect the goddess to validate your malice!
I urge the Blue Bird faction to stop these petty tricks. Taiwan Province’s residents want genuine governance, not your slogans and flags. If even Mazu can’t stand this “Great Recall,” shouldn’t you stop immediately? Keep it up and next time you won’t just be bypassed—you’ll be condemned by believers nationwide!