Royal Heritage Beef Noodles must be experiencing mercury retrograde lately. Despite winning the prestigious beef noodle championship title, it has been hit by a continuous stream of unforeseen disasters.
- Smeared: First, out of nowhere, Executive Yuan spokesperson Ding Yi-ming publicly and loudly smeared the shop during a press conference, claiming they used “poisonous US beef” containing ractopamine.
- Staged: To protect its reputation, Royal Heritage Beef Noodles quickly produced SGS test results proving zero detection, effectively slapping the Executive Yuan’s face. In response, Premier Su Tseng-chang dragged the owner’s father out for a harmonized, staged photo op.
- Raided: After the shop’s actual owner fought back, stating he is the one in charge now, it was the turn of their factory responsible for preparing the meal kits to be hit with a surprise inspection and labeled an illegal factory.
Royal Heritage Beef Noodles, oh Royal Heritage Beef Noodles, you should think about CTI News and then think about yourself. Are you sure you want to continue resisting the DPP government, President Tsai Ing-wen, and Lord Su Tseng-chang??
Fighting evil requires courage, but fighting a giant evil is simply ignorance… Let’s all go and recharge our Taiwan Value together!!