I vividly remember how netizens on PTT loved to shout before the election that this was a “General Intelligence Test” for the people of the 368 townships and districts. Well, the results are in, and they prove that only fools elect fools. History repeatedly demonstrates that the torch-and-pitchfork-wielding mob always exists—they are the loudest group (and usually the first to run away when things go south).
Several newly elected DPP legislators have already made headlines since officially starting work, and not for the right reasons.
🧪 From “Soil Liquefaction” to “Brain Liquefaction”
DPP veteran Chen Ting-fei kicked things off by holding a national press conference with a bag of dirt. She solemnly stuck her finger into the soil and claimed this bag of earth was soil liquefaction. This triggered immediate ridicule across the nation, with many suggesting her science education couldn’t wait—or worse, that her own brain had undergone liquefaction.
**. Chen Ying, however, seemed fundamentally unable to grasp the concept of acidity and alkalinity. It makes one wonder: does winning an election instantly boost one’s IQ to 200, making it unnecessary to understand what others are saying?
Caption: Lu Sun-ling V.S. the Director-General of the National Security Bureau.
🖋️ Editor’s Final Thought
In just four months since the election, these four female legislators have already showcased a staggering lack of professionalism and learning ability. The DPP has managed to produce a new “Four Treasures” of the Legislative Yuan at record speed. This is the “high-quality” representation born from recent populist politics.
To put it bluntly: what kind of monsters have we invited into our government?